The Facts of Strife

Kelly McClure: Journalist, brow raiser, dog petter, hive haver. Basically - I write stuff. kellymcclurewritesstuff@gmail.com And also: http://iamquestioningyourjudgment.tumblr.com/

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Thu Dec 10

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thisistheglamorous:

Sufjan Stevens - Did I Make You Cry On Christmas Day? (Well, You Deserved It!)
annicka

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I DON’T WANT TO DO LAUNDRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am wearing bicycle shorts and THAT’S IT.

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I want to eat my way through this entire menu

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Wed Dec 9

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nedhepburn:

Kansas “Carry On My Wayward Son”

This is one of those songs where if it plays in a bar that I’m in, and I’m at a certain level of drunk, I will go from zero to spectacle before the chorus kicks in.

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Some girl who I have never met in my life surveyed her dozen or so Midwestern friends in the dead of night last night and posted the following consensus to her blog, in bold print.

▲ 12:04am

“Kelly is not a real person and generates caustic aggression compulsively. Fantastic dating platitudes. Stop being in contact with her.”

Other highlights of correspondence with this person over the course of last night include her telling me that she wishes I would have died during my surgery, and that I have ugly hands. (lies. They’re stunning and delicate.)

In summation: Don’t call girls “townies” and then tell them that you don’t like them any more via text message. They will not react in kindness.

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We Want War - These New Puritans

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